Sunday, October 30, 2011

Table of Contents

people write autobiographies all the time. 


Table of Contents

The Birth ........................................ pg .5
(obviously the birth can't take more than a page cause I sure don't remember it)
 I kind of almost died .............................. pg 1
Thou shalt not steal in kindergarten ........................ pg 10
And I was in third grade! .......................................... pg 16
My friend's brother shot his-self and hammy died ................ pg 20
I promised not to make friends in AF ........................ pg 24
I broke that promise .................................... pg 25
my friends and I, we think we're wolves....................... pg 30
nickels mean more than 5 cents ........................ pg 37
6th grade gradumacation ....................... pg 39
life gets awkward ........................................... pg 40
life continues to be awkward .................... pg 59
So many notfunerals ............................... pg 63
The First Kiss pg ................................................. pg 65
My tenth circle .......................................... pg 70
helping Kari find Kari ........................................... pg 73
Girls camps come to an end ...................................... pg 76
Wix changes my life ..................................... pg 78
The high school years ............................................... pg 90
Atwood and Madame and Hanks.......................................... pg 95
The Junior year rock ............................................ pg 98
Sterling scholar makes me a better person ................... pg 100 
I choose you BYU .................................................. pg 105
bye bye beautiful .......................................... pg 107
A confirmation ..................................... pg 109
Moving out and moving on ..................................... pg 120
Life gets great and stays that way....................................... present day

go read a great book and have a wonderful day 




Thursday, October 27, 2011

No motivation

Guys. 

I don't want to do ANYTHING..

I've been sitting here for the last 4 hours trying to come up with a a paper outline. 
Instead, I ate a peach, talked to my roombuds, talked to some friends, did some facebooking, ate some soup, drew some doodles, and ultimately wound up here.. 
blogging.

I've always been such a great student, but BYU reduces me to mediocrity so I suppose I'm simply fulfilling the expectation.  I don't want to write a paper for American Heritage!!!!

 

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Once upon a time I went to a french club activity that was all about medieval torture.

I hated it.  Everyone was giggling and laughing at the torture mechanisms and devices like they were some kind of joke. 
Maybe I never should have visited that torture museum in Germany...
Seeing the kind of sick things people can do to another kinda screws you up a bit. 

How can people laugh at things like that?

I don't understand. 




Friday, October 21, 2011

A french Adventure

Today my friend Lindsey and I ended up matching (sort of) unintentionally.
We also got mistaken for being lesbians several times at the mall. 

ha ha ha

Anywho,

This is me trying to learn how to play the guitar. I can do about 3 chords! Be proud.


Wednesday, October 19, 2011

In 2012 here's how this sign will read.

Left: For those of you wearing skirts
Right : For those of you wearing pants.


Wrongly Informed.

You know those days in High School when your teachers said things like "You better do your homework and not slack off because when you get to college there won't be any extra credit!"

That was a lie

Or when they said "Oh ya cliques don't exist in college so everyone isn't stereotypical"

Also a lie

College isn't harder than high school, except for maybe the tests. 

Everything IS determined by your major so If you're like me and don't know what you want to do, tough luck. 

I'm beginning to think High School Teachers were misinformed



Monday, October 10, 2011

The Name Game

The other day guys from our home evening group game over for games and ice-cream. We started talking about naming our inanimate objects and I thought I'd introduce you to mine

my car:   Rabbi Omar

my Ipod:  Spick

my LAX stick:  Herbert

my unicorn pillow pet:  Edmonde

my computer: René




Sunday, October 9, 2011

The Concert..

Yesterday I went to this concert.

I was supposed to see Switchfoot, Anberlin, Neon Trees, and Panic at the Disco.

I only saw switchfoot and no it wasn't because I wasn't wearing my glasses.
There's these things called tall people and I just don't understand why God created them. They're so very hard to see over.

They make my life difficult.

except for when I need to get something down from up high... okay so tall people are beneficial occasionally. Just not at concerts.

The tall people weren't the only reason I didn't get to see anything though. There's this disease called Malaria which apparently plagues random rock stars who haven't been in Africa the past couple days.
Just in case you were wondering.
This disease happened to claim Brendon Urie as its victim.
I don't even like Panic that much, but after enduring so many sweaty people touching me for so long, I expected this man to sing for my entertainment. (yes, I know he's no Adam Lambert. He wouldn't cancel a concert over Malaria)

but... he didn't. So I endured gross, smelly, personal bubble violating, butt touching people for almost 2 hours to see 1 band for 40 min.

all in all.. quite a failure concert.

not to mention the idiot guy who wouldn't quite elbowing me and freaked out at me. 
seriously, just because you're at a concert doesn't meant you have to forget human decency.
People are people it doesn't matter how small!

and just because its a concert doesn't mean you can take advantage of them!!!

GRRRRRRRR

at least I got to see skyler after the concert. He, Lindsey, and I watched Limitless which was pretty good. His mom made us steak and corn on the cob. His dad did the popcorn.

I only hope Red Jumpsuit will be better.