Table of Contents

people write autobiographies all the time. 

Table of Contents

The Birth ........................................ pg .5

(obviously the birth can't take more than a page cause I sure don't remember it)

 I kind of almost died .............................. pg 1

Thou shalt not steal in kindergarten ........................ pg 10

And I was in third grade! .......................................... pg 16
My friend's brother shot his-self and hammy died ................ pg 20

I promised not to make friends in AF ........................ pg 24

I broke that promise .................................... pg 25

my friends and I, we think we're wolves....................... pg 30

nickels mean more than 5 cents ........................ pg 37

6th grade gradumacation ....................... pg 39

life gets awkward ........................................... pg 40

life continues to be awkward .................... pg 59
So many notfunerals ............................... pg 63

The First Kiss pg ................................................. pg 65

My tenth circle .......................................... pg 70
helping Kari find Kari ........................................... pg 73

Girls camps come to an end ...................................... pg 76
Wix changes my life ..................................... pg 78

The high school years ............................................... pg 90

Atwood and Madame and Hanks.......................................... pg 95
The Junior year rock ............................................ pg 98

Sterling scholar makes me a better person ................... pg 100 

I choose you BYU .................................................. pg 105
bye bye beautiful .......................................... pg 107
A confirmation ..................................... pg 109

Moving out and moving on ..................................... pg 120

Life gets great and stays that way....................................... present day

go read a great book and have a wonderful day 

No motivation

Guys. 

I don't want to do ANYTHING..

I've been sitting here for the last 4 hours trying to come up with a a paper outline. 

Instead, I ate a peach, talked to my roombuds, talked to some friends, did some facebooking, ate some soup, drew some doodles, and ultimately wound up here.. 

blogging.

I've always been such a great student, but BYU reduces me to mediocrity so I suppose I'm simply fulfilling the expectation.  I don't want to write a paper for American Heritage!!!!

 

Once upon a time I went to a french club activity that was all about medieval torture.

I hated it.  Everyone was giggling and laughing at the torture mechanisms and devices like they were some kind of joke. 

Maybe I never should have visited that torture museum in Germany...

Seeing the kind of sick things people can do to another kinda screws you up a bit. 

How can people laugh at things like that?

I don't understand. 

A french Adventure

Today my friend Lindsey and I ended up matching (sort of) unintentionally.

We also got mistaken for being lesbians several times at the mall. 

ha ha ha

Anywho,

This is me trying to learn how to play the guitar. I can do about 3 chords! Be proud.

In 2012 here's how this sign will read.

Left: For those of you wearing skirts

Right : For those of you wearing pants.

Wrongly Informed.

You know those days in High School when your teachers said things like "You better do your homework and not slack off because when you get to college there won't be any extra credit!"

That was a lie

Or when they said "Oh ya cliques don't exist in college so everyone isn't stereotypical"

Also a lie

College isn't harder than high school, except for maybe the tests. 

Everything IS determined by your major so If you're like me and don't know what you want to do, tough luck. 

I'm beginning to think High School Teachers were misinformed

I wore my tie